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Tuesday, April 12, 2005

And on a less psychically vulnerable note

The Unitarian Jihad is taking over the country. Join now, or we'll give you a stern, but loving and understanding, talking-to. From now on I wish to be known by my Jihad name:

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: The Shotgun of Compassion.
Get yours.

posted by L&D at 10:22 PM

4 Comments:

  • I am shedding my given name for one that truly exemplifies my character
    and commitment to Unitarian Jihad. Henceforth I will be known as
    Sister Fist of Charity. I am also considering "Sistas: Fists of Charity" to be the working title of my first Scandinavian porn flick.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:00 PM  

  • I'm The Rail Gun of Looking at All Sides of the Question.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:26 PM  

  • I am The Peaceful Trebuchet of Patience, which is awesome, b/c trebuchet is one of those words whose meaning I just discovered in the last couple of weeks. And now, here it is again. Cool.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:58 AM  

  • I am Sister Nunchuku of Reasoned Discussion. That fits, I think.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:42 AM  

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